The True Revolutionist Newspaper

.The True Revolutionist Newspaper.

good news!! our next issue of the true revolutionist will be out sometime this week. however, we did cut out some stories, so we really don't have many stories this issue, but the stories we do have are longer than usual. so try thursday or friday, and you'll be reading our next issue.

as for today, i would like to agree on Abby's speech given this morning to all purple team member.

"I love the Union as much as Zeljko loves hair gel"- a very true comment. When hearing this, Zeljko just sat there in shock, unsure of what to say. However, we are proud to be "hippy tree hugging freaks." As for Zeljko, we need to donate a few hair gel coupons, maybe that will cheer up his LOSING team, or a least keep his hair like cement for awhile longer.

As a staff member of the true revolutionist newspaper, i would also like to say a few words to Weston Mccolum on behalf of fourth pd. reading reserch today. Weston is of coarse, zeljko's little elf, and sat there and made fun of me, and the rest of our recycling revolution all fourth pd. my question: what is so wrong with saving the environment? i don't know, maybe you want to answer that WESTON. because i see you as a paper wasting consumer, who breaths in too much air. and if it weren't for the trees, you wouldn't be breathing so much.

now, here is an excert from an upcoming newspaper story entitle "are we too american"

"Suddenly french people became our enemies. its no longer french fries (which are actually belgium in the first place) its freedom fries. and its no longer french toast, and well...as for the french poodle, its now more like, the liberty poodle. but because someone disagreed with us, we think its a crime, so we made up our petty little ways to show our disapproval. Too American? I'd say so." (-story by Cheryl Hatalla)