.Cheryl Hatalla.Liz Morris.
Abby Wheeler.
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.What the hell is this?.
Making us Known.
The Forum.
Biography.
GuestBook.
Host.
hey. we added a new part to our little profiles on the older/what the hell is this page. (under "meet the staff" right here for you mentally challenged people) the "define sexy" tab. right on, goe check it out.(liz is overly confident if you read her definition of sexy, blah)(just kidding liz) abby just sent me two more subscribers today, so im about to be adding them to the list. that is a good sign- we are on our way to 70 subscribers.(which is on our way to 100 subcribers) also, you are not alone if you are frusterated with the true revo. liz gets back from georgia the 10th, so if it doesnt get out by then, i dont know. heres what is planned, liz has two articles for the next issue. abby has three(? im not definant) and i have four. i know, its a very small issue, not to mension pathetic
AND, pete the pimpin' pirate is about to make debut at our site one of these days. abby just has to get me the pic and then i have to get my brother to scan it since its his scanner. and if you dont know, pete the pimpin pirate is an offspring of one of our staff meetings. cause its a known fact that we dont really work on the newspaper at staff meetings. it all happened at abby's house at about 11pm. liz was on the internet and started a remix of fify cent in da club. ("hey scurvy, its your death day, we are going to party like its your death day, and we dont give an eye patch if its not your death day") and then came along pete the pimpin' pirate which i drew on abby's little brother's wipeboard with markers. ("arrr you can find me in the pub, bottle full of rum. hey wentch i got what you need if you want to float the seas")(that was all liz) and she also wrote this:
"You can be mine if you give me a dime im really cheap so get in the jeep
BEEP BEEP
So give me a beep you can sit in my seat can you feel the heat as we rock to the beat
HONK HONK
Riding in the back we should be in the sack the seat belts in my way maybe another day
on no im all tangled up the cop comes up we all say sup he says "YOUR ARRESTED...yup"
he took us to jail we felt like hell so much bail dude you really need a cell.
we need to make a call so we can get out of this hall and into somewhere small if you know what i mean - ya'll"
- liz
about the next issue. liz wrote ONE more in georgia. i dont know. i dumped my article about dyslexia, it sucked, i only had 2 sentances done despite the fact i told liz and abby it was done (shhh)i got the vegan article to take its place though. theres one think you should probably see- the so far stats. basicly just stuff about our paper ...so far. i wrote this up about 2 weeks ago when i was still able to be patient with liz and abby. like liz says though "patience is virture" uh- heres every single article
LIZ (10- you are pathetic!)
What parents really think: The Brittany Syndrome.
Horoscopes
Stuck in a box
Rigged
Boys clothing
Death
Censoring the internet
Confessionals of a random Jeremy
What to do in the summertime
The idiocity of Summer Homework
ABBY(13)
Support the Revolution
Backwards Books
Memories of 2002
Poems
Sadie Hawkins
Does it really help?
Big deal of popularity
Dear Abby
Stay who you are (with help from Cheryl)
Day in the life-1
Confessionals of a random teen
Day in the life-2
School
CHERYL (20*)
Forgotten piano
Junior High relationships
The culture exchange interview thing- Scotland(interviewee- steven anderson)
Benefits of writing
Monday morning hang over
Quiet girls finish last
Crossing Oceans
Veggie thing
Stay who you are (with help from Abby)
Cat for adoption
War is not the answer
The boundary
Are we too American
No such thing
Music column: Novastream
Music column: Sold out?
Religion
Theories of the Universe
Veggie Boy Interview(interviewee jef kearns)
*Reminders of July13(its just us)**just writen 7/10/03
Guest Writers:
Tree huggers- Virginia Handley
School year- Zack Hord
Why the French= bad- Weston McCollum
Subscribers Stats
Total subscribers�61
Subscribers in America�.55
Subscribers in foreign countries�.6 (thanks to Cheryl)
-Scotland�5
-Canada�1
Subscribers in states other than pa�.5
-Texas�1
-Maine�1
-Indiana�2
-Connecticut�1
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