The True Revolutionist Newspaper

.The True Revolutionist Newspaper.

Update on September 30 of the '03A decision has been made. We have a new column coming along. The Sex Chronicles. Orginally we were going to make this issue just to have the sex article in, but we figured it would be best to have a section of sex in each issue. The other day my friend Katie and I walked home to my house after school, and we saw a new issue of a magazine had come in the mail. Immediatly turned to the...um..perverted articles. Sex catches peoples' attention, so obvious. If we make it a regular column people will keep coming back. So we are making progress. Our next issue will be out by next Friday, I can actually promise you this. It has been awhile, sorry to keep you from us so long. Friday (for Liz and Abby if they are being forgetful) come to Cheryl's house after school. This time we must actually "work" but in reality we'll probably end up reminiscencing about about last Saturday's party and when Jordan went to turn up the music but turned it down instead and said "darn, grabbed the wrong knob" while Abby and Cheryl started laughing because of their twisted minds, but Jordan was oblivious to the double meaning.

Ok, yeah, this is us. Now you all can unsubscribe if you want if we hurt your eyes that bad. This picture was last night at Liz's suprise birthday party. It was a grand time if you came out to Terry's house and got cake shoved in your face by Jordan. We know this has really bad quality, but oh well. Jordan is wearing Abby's pink gangsta hat. Liz is sitting next to Jordan on the floor. Abby is behind Jordan, and of coarse I am sitting on Jordan's lap. Hopefully we didn't burn your eyes too bad, and hopefully we'll still have the same amount of subscribers before the picture. However, Abby's head does look a bit dented in, no affense Abby. Jordan looks like Jordan. Liz's face is red so she looks like she got slapped, and me, I was having a very bad hair day, my hair is trashed in that picture so you dont have to say anything. Yeah, we are working on the next issue, and honestly, we are finally about to get it out soon. Like next week we are really hoping. Alright, stop looking at the picture before you blind yourself.